By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
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RipIt 0

that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway

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Squander 3

Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.

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kei1108 13

well, she seems like an airhead. you don't need her anyway.

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DalekScythe 0

why the hell would she message at 1 a.m. !

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chelseaaababyyy 17

is she retarded ? geez, tell her you were sleeping..

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zwcs 4

that makes no sense really. not everyone has their phone attached to their hands 24/7. she's an idiot.

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Splayd 10

She seems intellectually vapid, and emotionally unstable.

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souljacker 11

if she couldn't wait till morning then it probably didn't matter that much to her!

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charvisioku 22

So this FML is about you accidentally depriving yourself of a crazy, controlling girlfriend? Oh what a shame.

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Trickiest_K 9

That is the ******* dumbest thing Iv ever heard, stupid bitch

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