By Ally - 19/05/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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LolaD18 1

You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

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Mirorbo 26

And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

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nerdpower_fml 1

Hell, I take baths in my kitchen sink all the time. It's been mostly positive experiences, except for that one time I got my hand caught in the waste disposal unit...

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VinegarStrokes 0

One would think that after successfully breaking into a person's home that you'd reward yourself by bathing in the shower rather then the sink if that was the ultimate goal of the B&E...

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69_jackson_69 0

Obviously. Homeless men need to bathe to. Except sometimes they forget just where the bath really is. I say you let him stick around and teach you something.

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iSitt 0

put him in your basement with a lotion in a basket

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PurpleRae420 0

Ok thats when you call the cops when you dont have a shotgun what a moron that suxs I'd be throwing shit at him lol

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juicedboi 7

Finders keeper, losers weepers?

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naybaybay17 0

OR ELSE HE GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!^0^/ lol!

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thatsucks42 4

In my state, if someone comes into you house unwanted, it's perfectly legal to shoot their ass...

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Mirorbo 26

And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

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MrBrick 0

prolly doesn't know the number for 911 lol

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NavySEAL13 0

op:go get the shot gun Ma there's a trespasser in me house. Ma:all I could find is one of dem m16 guns. op:will have to do. Pa:and that's the story how our sink got painted red

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rttr 18

Why do you end everything with "darling"?

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LolaD18 1

You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

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shona4lyfe 5

I totally agree

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Elwin93 9

Not a smart idea. That will be her new place when she can't get him out of her house. Too bad she's probably too stupid to call the cops on him.

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DontModMeDammit 10

Hey rules are rules!

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dudeitsdanny 9

Is there an echo in here? ...in here?....here...?

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VorpikeII 17

no...no...no... wait...wait...wait... nevermind...neverm-

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dezinspaaace 0

fyl for having some psycho wash himself in your sink...but ydi for not having a better home security system.

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guckylynn 19

Not everyone has a home security system. We don't even lock our doors.

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VorpikeII 17

I was thinking the same thing^^^ but OP also deserves it for not calling 911...

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Jelizondo 1

where do YOU live? I want to bathe in your sink LOL

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laxflame17 7

47 where do you live Canada!!!!

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giantsfan2010 23

Lock your door next time.

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dreamering 16

Homeless man taking a bath??? What a ****?

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iLazy 0

So how did he 'find' your sink? It means your window must have been open for him to enter.

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geeksaresexy 18

The front door was open when OP got home, suggesting that was the point of entry...

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alaskasfml 0

^not really. every time i go into a house i open the door AFTER i break in some other way, just to throw them off.

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rustyute_21 0

 sounds like someone's done that before... lol

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