Health: Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed,...

By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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This woman's work

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML

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Hairline King

By Anonymous - 04/12/2021 18:01 - Pakistan - Plot

Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML

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Shedding

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 13:58

Today, I found out, after having my third and last child, that I'm balding. I'm only 23 and quite frankly It's very much noticeable. How did I find out? My four-year-old daughter pointed it out to me, saying, "Mommy, why you shed like the dog?" FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

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jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:18

Awww. Bald is beautiful :)

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:34

Actually, I do think bald people are beautiful. You may not have the same opinion as me, but I wouldn't post something if I didn't mean it. I personally don't want to go bald, because I like my hair. But if I did, I'd embrace it.

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SchwizerMan 2

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:46

I am a 17 year old guy that has major male pattern baldness, im sure you will survive.

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:37

On the bright side, you won't need to wax or shave. Or are just talking about your head?

HowDidIGetHere 0

Monday 21 March 2011 0:52

You can always buy a wig...

fl0ffy 0

Monday 21 March 2011 2:20

I also think bald people are as pretty as people with hair but if u don't like it u can always buy a wig

KickItHigh 32

Monday 21 March 2011 3:42

Well you save on shampoo. Also, you could get pretty wigs or weaves... wait do you need hair for weaves? Lol

KickItHigh 32

Monday 21 March 2011 3:45

153 is just saying that cuz ur blonde... what an arse. haha

BubbaDoose 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:45

get a wig medusa

walabz 0

Monday 21 March 2011 6:56

No worries... I'm currently 21 and completely bald (have been since '07). And trust me, being bald is a blast. Also, wigs are bloody uncomfortable. Try looking up "alopecia". There are a few different kinds, you may have that. That's what I was told I have. Don't sweat it.