By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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DocBastard 38

Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.

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FudgeInMyLife 3

This is the most deserving FML. sorry OP

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emoloveninja420 0

that's when you need breast implants lmao

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sapphirenite 0

Don't worry I was like that till late twenties

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jayAZ 3

well, start saving ur money. obviously this bugs you, can't you find a mate in which likes you for who you are...not what ya have?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#436 What bugs me the most is that people assume that a guy can't love me for what I have as well-- why can't my man be attracted to my itty bitty *******? It's a bit hurtful that most people assume that small boobs can't be attractive.

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TyrannicalSkunk 0

Not only are implants expensive, but there is a health risk. They cost a lot to upkeep, and there is a risk that comes with it. My aunt died of an infection behind an implant. It's not common, but it does happen. Plus, different guys like different types of girls, and tiny-breast lovers exist. If a man loves you or leaves you for your breasts of any size, he's not worth having.

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justintime66451 2

I may be in the minority, but I prefer small chested women!!!

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ampeg500 2

As long as you have a decent ass, you'll be just fine.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Not to brag or anything, but I do have a glorious ass.

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froob 0

well there you go then.

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mongoose80 4

Breasts are for babies; an ass is for a man.

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wuggles 0

there is nothing wrong with small ones! all are great!

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ancora 1

I'm 26 and essentially flat-chested. Sure I sometimes wish I was more "blessed" in that regard, but a lot of guys truly don't care (and if they do, they don't deserve someone like you). It's not something to feel bad about...you're perfect the way you are. You'll have the option of saving hundreds (or thousands) of dollars on bras over the course of your life, your boobs won't hurt when you run, and your back won't kill you. I've had large-chested women tell me they'd trade their back problems for a flat chest any day. As far as clothes not fitting well, it sucks, but you'll find something that works for you (and since you have a glorious ass, I'm sure you can rock it). Almost no one is perfectly proportioned (or perfect by society's standards in general). I hope you accept yourself as beautiful the way you are, cause there is no reason why you shouldn't. It's easy to compare yourself to someone else and see all the things you'd like to change in yourself, but I bet you the person you're comparing yourself to looks at you the same way. I tried finding an old post (and failed) from "Best of Craigslist" where a man goes on a super long rant talking about how all shapes and sizes of breasts are glorious no matter the size or shape of the person who has them. Of course, he was asking for anonymous pictures too, but he claimed that he wanted to help women embrace and accept themselves (thus, not being picky about who or what he received). Even though he may have been a perv, maybe he had the right idea. Embrace yourself :)

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