By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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DocBastard 38

Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.

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hunt98 0

haven't u heard of implants or at least stuffing

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nerdsgetmehot 22

A) Implants cost thousands of dollars, and B) why would anyone stuff? Hello, false advertising!

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hunt98 0

true or she could try those creams

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Um, I don't think Nerds is suffering from BDD. I think she posted this FML because it was funny, not because she's complaining. She seems like a very secure woman.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Alright, I'll give you that one. My mistake. But she certainly doesn't seem to suffer from it; I wouldn't have known had she not said anything.

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ex_stripper_jk 20

yeah, I don't think she's any harder on herself than most already-pretty girls striving for perfection.

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ex_stripper_jk 20

since when did cutting ourselves into bits and stuffing foreign objects in our bodies become the cure-all?? if this were true, then Heidi Montag would look more like a human and less like a volatile robot.

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bootsie419 0

dang im sorry wish u could take some of mine, in 14 and wear a 40D

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RiDER1111 0

21 means This problem can be legally solved by a bottle and its ok deary personallity is what really counts.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Wow. I hate to say this, because I know it's going to sound rude, but what the hell: lose some weight. Having a 48 band size is insane! Not to mention, if you do lose the weight, your boobs will get smaller which means you will have less back pain. It's a win-win.

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Crazy4Christ 0

I'm 17.... DD48

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gummibehrs 4

Good for you. I'm still trying to figure out why you would think anyone would care.

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ljlj 2

couldn't agree more #4

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#545 I usually don't when I'm at home. I have to at work, however! Visible nipples aren't work-appropriate (unless you're a stripper or a hooker, which I'm not).

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Slayer93 0

well then just don't wear bras

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phatdaddy62 23

Hey Katie aka Nerds . . . First of all, congrats on getting an FML published. Yay! Secondly, I had no idea you're in Oregon. Probably the Portland area . . . not the Southern area of the state where I am. So - small breasts . . . Everyone is telling you, oh, you're still pretty . . . Here's the down low quick and dirty. I've always found you to be extremely attractive. The small breasts? Well, I happen to have something of a fetish for breasts that are THAT small! So in my, er, humble opinion, that just makes you even hotter!!! So I'm sorry, I see no FML. I think F My Life that I'm so much older than a hot young gal like yourself. So there.

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kosmickart 0

um ok not to be rude but that's very stalkerish

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ex_stripper_jk 20

Lol... #553, that's awfully sweet of you and flattering. Hopefully it makes Nerds' day. And Nerds, BDD is indeed nothing to laugh at, and really, it's the BDD accompanied by your obvious cuteness that's the FML. Your new FML should read, "Today, I was complimented 553 times, yet when I looked in the mirror, I still saw a girl who's hideous. FML."

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