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A) Implants cost thousands of dollars, and B) why would anyone stuff? Hello, false advertising!
Um, I don't think Nerds is suffering from BDD. I think she posted this FML because it was funny, not because she's complaining. She seems like a very secure woman.
Alright, I'll give you that one. My mistake. But she certainly doesn't seem to suffer from it; I wouldn't have known had she not said anything.
yeah, I don't think she's any harder on herself than most already-pretty girls striving for perfection.
since when did cutting ourselves into bits and stuffing foreign objects in our bodies become the cure-all?? if this were true, then Heidi Montag would look more like a human and less like a volatile robot.
21 means This problem can be legally solved by a bottle and its ok deary personallity is what really counts.
Wow. I hate to say this, because I know it's going to sound rude, but what the hell: lose some weight. Having a 48 band size is insane! Not to mention, if you do lose the weight, your boobs will get smaller which means you will have less back pain. It's a win-win.
Good for you. I'm still trying to figure out why you would think anyone would care.
thank u 554
whoops I ment 578 haha
#545 I usually don't when I'm at home. I have to at work, however! Visible nipples aren't work-appropriate (unless you're a stripper or a hooker, which I'm not).
you could always buy some boobs
plastic surgery
Hey Katie aka Nerds . . . First of all, congrats on getting an FML published. Yay! Secondly, I had no idea you're in Oregon. Probably the Portland area . . . not the Southern area of the state where I am. So - small breasts . . . Everyone is telling you, oh, you're still pretty . . . Here's the down low quick and dirty. I've always found you to be extremely attractive. The small breasts? Well, I happen to have something of a fetish for breasts that are THAT small! So in my, er, humble opinion, that just makes you even hotter!!! So I'm sorry, I see no FML. I think F My Life that I'm so much older than a hot young gal like yourself. So there.
um ok not to be rude but that's very stalkerish
Lol... #553, that's awfully sweet of you and flattering. Hopefully it makes Nerds' day. And Nerds, BDD is indeed nothing to laugh at, and really, it's the BDD accompanied by your obvious cuteness that's the FML. Your new FML should read, "Today, I was complimented 553 times, yet when I looked in the mirror, I still saw a girl who's hideous. FML."
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At least your not dolly parton.
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.