By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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DocBastard 38

Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.

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Wolveslikepie 4

I'm a jalis what clan are you? ;)

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MC18 0

stuff,stuffffffff, stuffffffffffffffffff. hahah

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crengel 0

If someone doesn't want to be with you because of boobs...then they arn't worth worrying about to be honest :)

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UhOhFMLOopsYDI 7

32 - Can't agree more. Though I'm not totally happy myself with my own size, I wouldn't waste my time on someone who CLEARLY didn't like what I do have to offer. Makes no sense imo.

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metalboy94 0

I second that! Boobs are not at all the first priority when it comes to a girl. ...Or maybe I agree because of my being something of a lolicon? Don't know.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Someone doesn't have to be a lolicon to think that small boobs are attractive. Just a thought...

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tadzio_fml 0

10 Internet points for living in Oregon.

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metalboy94 0

Now I'm not saying people should "hide their kids, hide their wife and hide their husband", just mentioned that I don't know which of the good and the bad part of me wins over the other in this context. Still, I agree with most everyone in here that you are cute and you should find (albeit after a bit more searching) a great guy (if you haven't already). Guys who don't care about boobs usually don't care about the outside, rather the inside. :)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#357 Well thanks! I do have an AMAZING guy who loves my small boobs. Still, I have trouble believing that he loves them and I am constantly fearing that he will want some big-boobed chick.

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madhukar 3

ur attractive enough, stop cribbing girl : !

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gamerhead 3

>:( you ruined the smiley chain #20! lol

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TheWorldGreatest 8

you sound totally awesome, and there's not one thing wrong with you. so big deal you don't have boobs .

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DocBastard 38

Nerds, I know you need to get this off your chest, but don't worry about tit. People cans act like such boobs sometimes. Just don't be melon-choly, have a few jugs of beer and a rack of lamb, and make the breast of the situation. Gotta go. Ta ta!

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Normally I facepalm at these, but this one wasn't bad. Bravo DocB

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Normally I facepalm at these, but this one wasn't bad. Bravo DocB

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leeshxx 3

ahh doc I love reading your comments

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chester75 5

OMG I totally agree with * insert number above me*. doc is soooooo like awesome:):):) I love ALL his comments, I mean every single one he wrote. I would tear and rip up anyone if they didnt agree with my opinion of him. gosh I love him soooo much <3

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DocBastard 38

If the rest of you can't tell, Chester's comment was entirely sarcastic. See, she's acting like a spoiled little bitch because I had the audacity to call her out on an FML a few days ago. Chester, get the **** over yourself. You sound like a nasty little child, and no one gives a flying ****.

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chester75 5

maybe you haven't noticed I wasn't mocking you, just those who worship the ground you stand on.

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chester75 5

hahaha, Kay really? I'm not effected by the rude harsh comments people make,so no I will not be crying myself to sleep. maybe you haven't noticed but I was clearly taking to doc, not KAY. so back off I'm pretty sure he can defend himself.

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DocBastard 38

Hang on a sec Kay, I'll be effecting that defence in a bit. First I have to release my congregation of worshipers after they're done scrubbing my feet, massaging my angel wings, and polishing my asshole to a beautiful shine. Bask in the glow, Chester. Bask in it.

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chester75 5

kay,why so overly defensive on a topic that doesn't even concern you, and I'm not "whining",I just love starting arguments that amuse me.

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chester75 5

as much fun as chatting with you guys is, I have an exam tomorrow. till next time...

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DocBastard 38

No need to "correct" Kay's spelling of "whinging", Chuck. She had it just fine. So you're an admitted troll then, eh? I wish I still kicked trolls. I remember the stench the last one left on my foot after I extracted it from TheRealGaryBusey's ass. Good luck on your exam. I hope you don't fail as hard there as you did here.

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DocBastard 38

Nerds, I know you need to get this off your chest, but don't be melon-choly and worry too much about tit. People cans act like such boobs sometimes. Have a few jugs of beer, a rack of lamb, and make the breast of the situation. Gotta go. Ta ta!

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DocBastard 38

Yeah, because every woman with small boobs should get implants. God knows there's NOONE who actually LIKES small ****.

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YANKS2728 0

just a suggestion don't get your **** in a knot.

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odyssey007 6

don't worry about that. I'm sure u still look smokin in a bikini

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