Health: Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't...

By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

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By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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Genetics failed me

By Anonymous - 02/02/2022 01:59

Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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Growing pains

By mirie - 20/05/2021 08:01

Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML

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By carrie - 13/01/2009 06:41 - Algeria

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By BrefODM - 13/06/2014 03:15 - United Kingdom

Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML

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Belly bounce

By Somehow fat and flat at once - 08/06/2022 14:00

Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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Body positivity

By Anonymous - 18/01/2024 09:00 - Switzerland

Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML

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a7x_RoCk3r 12

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:33

At least your not dolly parton.

DocBastard 38

Friday 8 April 2011 0:01

Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.

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Chunkylover76 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:41

Huge ( . Y . ) ROCK!! Sorry OP!

peachdoll 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:43

I would choose not to wear a bra if I were you.

joshswensoon15 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:45

i love boobs

j_cat187 19

Friday 8 April 2011 2:19

( • )( • ) !!!!!

mintcar 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:45

Have some of my boobs OP.

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:47

'Sall right :) in my opinion girls with smaller boobs are hotter.

joshswensoon15 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:47

can you come over my house so i can love your boobs?^

jordangregs 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:49

mabey ur a man!!

joshswensoon15 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:50

agreed friend

joshswensoon15 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:51

maybe• just sayin

Krilleee 5

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:52

haha #63!!! 

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