By voltumna - 29/04/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML
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voltumna 0

As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!

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lol_seriously 0

You should have triple roundhouse kicked him. It works on most homeless guys, basically what you do is take 5 steps back so you're about 2 metres away from them. Then you press right, right, up, circle, triangle, L1, circle, L2. Good luck!

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derailed 1

YDI if you actually listened to him

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azzh0le 0

YDI. Grow some balls and tell the bum to f*ck off.

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aho_matsuri 0

Yeah I second #7. If the homeless are chilling on your porch anyway, you might want to reconsider your location.

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DankJemo 0

you live there, you aren't about to fight a homeless man for the ultimate control of the place you are currently living at? You need to find that homeless man and kick his homeless ass for threatening you!

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xScarletx 0

lol nice this is totally one of my favorites now!

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DizzyDemon0 9

Punch that smelly tard right in his head.

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dragonmystik3030 0

and apart from kicking your door down, what would a friend have done apart from abusing you for waking them up at 4am :| cops would have arrested and given him a nice warm bed for the night :) lol #30 your a retard. Why would you lock your house door, when the door is open and you plan on going outside? maybe she left the house keys inside when she left for work???

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piguy314 0

******* pussy, why did you let yourself be pushed around by some homeless chump.

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eppie 0

if its ur porch kick him out

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