By voltumna - 29/04/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML
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voltumna 0

As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!

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lol_seriously 0

You should have triple roundhouse kicked him. It works on most homeless guys, basically what you do is take 5 steps back so you're about 2 metres away from them. Then you press right, right, up, circle, triangle, L1, circle, L2. Good luck!

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derailed 1

YDI if you actually listened to him

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Today, I told a homeless person to leave my doorway and then I fell asleep. When I woke up, my shoes were gone and I was soaked with urine. FML.

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Will09 0

Id kick that guys ass and #31 HES A HUMAN NOT A RACCON

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Link5794 18

Sometimes Mario is both. And 9, the OP is a woman.

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rinnychan 2

People seem to be assuming the OP is a guy, but it could be a girl...if a homeless guy 'insisted threateningly' that I move, I wouldn't start a fight with him. Jesus.

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voltumna 0

As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!

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Rainbow_Monkey 0

How do you know that the person who told you to move was homeless? Maybe it was a guy who thought YOU were homeless and sitting on someone's front porch, and decided to tell you off?

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mark_my_words 0

pfff, you you are an idiot for letting a homeless guy tell you off

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903texmom1 0

wow...this recession is a bitch! now homeless ppl everywhere are moving up on the social ladder!

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KEVINPASH 0

Haven't you ever seen the night of the living homeless episode of south park? If you let them get away with shit they will start to multiply!! Change? Change? Change?

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