By voltumna - 29/04/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML
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You deserved it 7 474

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voltumna 0

As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!

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lol_seriously 0

You should have triple roundhouse kicked him. It works on most homeless guys, basically what you do is take 5 steps back so you're about 2 metres away from them. Then you press right, right, up, circle, triangle, L1, circle, L2. Good luck!

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derailed 1

YDI if you actually listened to him

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CourtneeMalakian 0

i would go right in the dudes face and be like "no why dont u ****** move this is my ****** house get lost u worthless piece of shit" and i would have pushed him away

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MessyPaint 0

To all the e-thugz and trolls talking out of their asses who would click YDI to an 8-year-old getting gangbanged by 3 skinheads: #37

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sor_machine 0

you should call the police next time ur in ur house and you see him on ur doorstep it works all the time damn hobos

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that_guy01 0

That sucks. If you were a guy i'd say you should have knocked him the f*** out. then drag him into an alley or by the garbage or something. I dunno anywhere out of sight where nobody see's you. You could even just cap him and bury him or dump him in a river or dumpster or something. Nobody would miss the homeless guy, i mean if they did he wouldn't be homeless now would he. And if it's another homeless person that misses him, who cares, nobody will listen to them, their homeless.

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NoThanks999 19

Why does OP have to be male? Pizza rolls not gender roles.

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cd5love96 0

what a wuss. You got owned in your own house!!

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zj 0

Damn ! you should told you owned the place , but that still sucks! the thing is how did he get you off the porch?

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nkaplan89 0

id give him a quarter to leave

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OhwhAt_thFuck 0

serves you right for locking yourself outta your apartment

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MukyDaCookie 0

#13 every try fighting someone fighting hypothermia while malnurished? Not exactly George St. Pierre

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TheZephyrSon 3

YDI. Kick the guy out. You let some homeless guy kick you out of your own place?

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