By cdn_steed - 23/04/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
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Doortje 29

Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

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winkly95 0

Just another reason to hate cats!

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IAMAFUCKINGPHYSC 0

ibicitcfiyguyyvbl

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NetherWo1f 0

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Vilsitior_93 12

That's hot..... Unless ur a dude then it's not hot.

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sweetyang69 6

Lol that is funny as hell. It had to hurt but it's funny

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SaraWinterHeart 15

My cat decided at 3 in the morning that my brand new 32 inch flat screen television didn't need to be sitting on top of my entertainment center, so he jumped up there and knocked it off, cracking the screen and rendering it useless. Apparently my warranty doesn't cover asshole cats, so I had to go back to using my old box television until I could save up enough money again to buy another one. He no longer is allowed in my room. Lol.

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