Intimacy and Transportation: Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended....

By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 02:20

Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Damn

By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

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By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By creepermagnet - 10/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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seasonedtoast 19

Saturday 6 May 2017 4:41

Got to watch out for those car jackers!

Regulate 21

Saturday 6 May 2017 2:30

I do not understand this world and the people that inhabit it....and I'm one of them ffs.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 6 May 2017 2:26

And they say texting while driving is dangerous!!!

Regulate 21

Saturday 6 May 2017 2:30

I do not understand this world and the people that inhabit it....and I'm one of them ffs.

Lillysar91 20

Saturday 6 May 2017 2:42

What the...f?how? What? Why? Huh? I heard of texting and driving but he took it to a whole new level! The world is a loony bin!

seasonedtoast 19

Saturday 6 May 2017 4:41

Got to watch out for those car jackers!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:53

Good one!!!

cakefete2 30

Saturday 6 May 2017 5:01

I hope you didn't let him get off without getting his insurance and identification information.

Elizabeth Burley 22

Saturday 6 May 2017 5:02

that was clever haha

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 6 May 2017 5:16

Maybe you should be happy he just rear-ended you with his car, if you know what I mean.;)

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 6 May 2017 14:31

Sounds like you got rear-ended in more ways than one.

kasuke06 5

Saturday 6 May 2017 16:17

well... that's a new fetish.

Cyberpope 3

Sunday 7 May 2017 1:38

4 people is a foursome, 3 people is a threesome; apparently this gross pig was handsome! Poor you.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 7 May 2017 2:02

I hope you're filing a complaint for "public indecency" or "open and gross lewdness" or whatever criminal charge covers pleasuring yourself in public in your state.