By Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
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Conkers 0

Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O

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LukeKarr22 0

Ok, all want to know is, how does "I need new shoes" translate into "I love you."? They don't even sound remotely the same. Then again, that's something I'd like to hear from one of my close friends at some point.

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plexico 3

I totally know what you are going through. Mishearing people can make for such humorous predicaments. There's the time when I swore the girl said to me, "Take your pants off. I have to have you in my mouth." But it turns out that she really said, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?" The other customers wrestled me to the ground and pummelled me mercilessly before I could get my pants back up. Over a simple mistake -- Jeez!

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andlifesuxagain 0

Plexico, you should have gone to the BK lounge, they make things your way there

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DoomJeff91 2

You guys need to help me with girls. I told the cashier I'd give her my small fry if she showed me her milkshakes. Needless to say, I had my McAss kicked.

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plexico 3

Ouch, did they get you in the McNuggets, too?

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andlifesuxagain 0

I think he went to quarter-poundHer

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Unregistered 0

I bet he really ONION RING'ed her!

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Plexico has the ability to bring about a slew of McDonald's puns.

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plexico 3

I think I inadvertently advertised for them. It was completely accidental.

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DrunkenValor 0

A bit off topic... But one time... I asked the cashier at Mc Donalds what the chefs special of the day was, and I was violently ejected from the store. Needless to say -insert witty end to anecdote here-

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I think I'm craving a cheeseburger now. Thanks, Plexico.

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plexico 3

Sorry, Witchcraft, but if it is any consolation, I have a craving for McNuggets (the actual chicken ones) even though the angry mob kicked me in mine!

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Witchcraft_fml 4

See now, you've just proved they didn't destroy your balls after mercilessly kicking them. You've got to have nuggets to be able to go back to that terrifying place! If you go, e-mail me a cheeseburger, please. :]

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bubbarific 0

u cud just say tht ur wer rlly happy hes finally getting new shoes lol

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loveurlifeJK 5

I don't blame you. One time, my friend said he wanted a pet crab, I got on my knees, looked deep into his eyes, and asked him to marry me. On impulse, of course. ;)

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testing_fml 0

How do you get "I need new shoes" mixed up with "I love you"?

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possumisawesome 0

Well, I hear 'elephant shoes' sounds like 'I love you'... maybe they're similar ish? : D

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The_Pleb 0

Ok to reply to the guy who is tryin to help and the people saying im wrong.... Ok i was slightly exaggerating, some guys will love to be friends with girls these guys are gay. but gay guys arnt the only ones, straight guys will also be friends with unattractive girls. Look.... im friends with a lot of hot girls, i talk to them everyday.... best friends for life? lol dont be ignorant people

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Do these supposed hot girls define you as "friend" or "stalker"?

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The_Pleb 0

A friend, i dont say anything rude or watever and ive known them a long time

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Wtf? Those don't even sound the same. I agree with #4~ He'll buy it.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

[#s 32 and 38] LMAO! This! Ahh god, +1 for each.

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