By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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Same thing different taste

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What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

jdawg2010 0

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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it's gotta be skillet. theyre on tour. their guitarist also plays keys/synth. she's married to the bass player/vocalist.

I've never seen Korey play the keytar. Only guitars and keyboards. But if the bass player was John, he'd probably be really chill about it. He knows she's hot, and he talks about it all the time. One time at a show i was at, he was like, "This is my beautiful wife Korey. Hott, isn't she?" and the audience cheered, and he jokingly replied, "Great, now i know who to kill after the show." Skillet's awesome. But it could be Love You Long Time, or Cobra Starship or another band that someone else mentioned. I'm curious as to what band, so OP please post! My first thought was Skillet but i dunno know how accurate that would be. Anyway, i wouldn't call it an "fml" moment. A tad embarressing, but kinda cute. Not so much fml.

l33tm0nk3y 0

Ouch...what shitty luck. But honestly, I bet the bassist is probably used to that sort of thing. If you're in a band, you don't even need to be particularly good-looking to get plenty of attention, and if you are good-looking you'll have people after you all the time.

Hailee810 0

AHH! This was about LYLT!! I grew up with Sally and asked her if anyone had asked Shane if she was single after a recent performance. She said yes, and then said that they were both flattered and that she still likes it when guys hit on her :) So be happy, not sad.

Keytarist? You realize the instrument is a keyboard, not a keytar, right?

Breller 0

damn i wish i know what band it was..... and actually yea there is such this as a keytar morons so dont try to act like you know what your talking about....

just smile and call him a lucky man. and then go kidnap his wife.

domie337 0

You're a douche. Def not an fml. Even if she was single she wouldn't go for you because your dumb enough to think this is an fml. Grow up dumbass