By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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pleasetryagain 0

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

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jdawg2010 0

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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BisFitty 7

YDI for liking music with keytar in it.

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rachilio 26

no one ******* cares about ur stupid pathetic the only girl I like is married shit. man up

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valekseye 0

What the hell is a "keytarist" anyway?! NO SUCH THING.

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Dysdain 2

This is more like a "look how hip i am cus i goto concerts... to see obscure bands with keyboard-guitars... and use words like keytarist" kind of post than a FML

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hjnd2396 14

Ha! Obviously a fake story. The bassist never gets the girl. *sarcasm, for any who can't tell*

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