Love: Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the...

By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

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Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By sad - 01/10/2020 16:06 - United Kingdom

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2023 06:00

Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:16

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

jdawg2010 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:51

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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melissajo18 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:31

that band has to be love you long time, right?

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:35

Oh boooooo hoooooooo.

ZDrache 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:55

Well, you asked.

ashleyjaynee 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:05

Was this at the Believers Never Die show??

Trix_Disorder 20

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:00

Uhhhhhhh, who cares? Now you know. Innocent question.

latuka 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:35

you guys, shut the **** up about this not being a big deal and gain a sense of humor, this is ******* funny! and #1 that woulda been HILARIOUS except the guy probably woulda punched him lol.

walkemskies 0

Friday 24 April 2009 2:29

we need a "nobody cares" vote and #128, you must be the type to laugh at everything that everyone says. get a real sense of humor.

synesthesia_bass 0

Friday 24 April 2009 10:48

wow this is cool. im a bassplayer... my girlfriend plays keyboards. and she has a keytar too.

PohTayToez 0

Friday 24 April 2009 21:45

Not a big deal, you basically just complimented someone's girlfriend.

Nother_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:52

Sounds like Love You Long Time. $ally-Kat, their keytarist, is married to Chains, their bassist. I'll bet keytar/bass married couples in the same band are pretty few and far between. p.s. So glad other people know who the heck LYLT are.