By InnocenceBlue - 13/10/2018 18:50

Today, a creepy-looking guy asked me if I "like bananas" and I said no. He then followed with "Do you want to taste my banana?" Shocked by his boldness, I froze. My boyfriend, who had heard the entire exchange, just laughed and walked off, leaving me with the creeper. FML
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InnocenceBlue 37

Hi guys, OP here. I am no longer with this guy, for many reasons but this was a huge one. Not the first time something like this has happened. To answer any queries, I have anxiety, mainly towards surprises/shocks and this was one hell of a surprise. My ex knew I have "issues" and disappeared into the crowd (this was at a nightclub) knowing I wasn't following. Thanks for the funny replies and support :)

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TeacherTeacher 11

Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.

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hkittyfreak 4

just because of that I would have told him no but my boyfriend does.

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bobsanction 18

I'd say you're a strong independent woman that don't need no man, but clearly that's not the case.

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ARISKomuniszt 24

I hate it when my head flies through the sky and then a plane crashed into my face

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TheSminty1 17

You don't like bananas or just tropical fruit in general? Have you tried a ladies hairy mango instead? You might find you like that. Either way I'm sure the experience was fruitful.

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Eivana 37

I probably would have started throwing perverted Beavis and Butthead quotes at him.

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Supafly666 5

Me and my partner have been together for nearly 14 years. We like to have a laugh when we go to nightclubs etc. If someone approaches either one of us we have a good laugh but step in when it's needed. But yeah just to walk off and leave you must have not felt good.

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