By carwife - 21/08/2010 04:13 - Canada

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Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
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adotstud 0

how many miles you have makes a difference in my book. No one likes a loose goose.

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Anaxes 5

Dear dumbass, I am writing this letter in complaint of you being literally retarded. I wish to inform you I will not accept you sucking on the BehindTheSun's parenthesis, **** you. One day, a man invented the search engine, so that people could type "Define OP" and learn, as opposed to writing in every comment section on the east side of the Milky Way. You are probably going to whine about your shitty iPhone and tell me it can't do that, like everyone with an iPhone has taken to do when told about how they do everything wrong. In response, I'd like to tell you that if you get a PC, you could experience the new way of typing: Tactile response, because you can FEEL the keys. Please learn to not be such a retard in the future. By the way, why are you sucking on cartoon crocodile eyes and when did BehindTheSun's mom buy them? Kind Regards, Xivilai Anaxes.

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AtrumMessor 1

YDI for marrying such a tool.

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fuckinggreat 0

I would have said, hey there where no previous owners but quite a few people took test drives

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andrekrivo 20

if you wanted to be happy you shouldn't have married a jerk after sleeping with everyone -captain obvious

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endurancefan212 21

This is exactly why I don't plan on ever having sex before I get married, it just creates a lot of tension in the relationship. I'd rather tell my husband that he is the one and only man I have ever slept with and I expect the same from him. (In my culture, sex before marriage is a HUGE deal)

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sammyjo06 14

Yeah, that's left over from old times back before they had condoms and birth control. It used to be a HUGE deal, because a) if your girl wasn't a virgin or sleeping around was common, you wouldn't know for sure if the kid was yours and b) it really wasn't possible to prevent unwanted pregnancy and STDs. People still see it as such a big deal, but it's really not today. As long as you are safe about it, only have sex with someone you trust and always use condoms and/or birth control, you're fine.

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