how many miles you have makes a difference in my book. No one likes a loose goose.

Dear dumbass, I am writing this letter in complaint of you being literally retarded. I wish to inform you I will not accept you sucking on the BehindTheSun's parenthesis, **** you. One day, a man invented the search engine, so that people could type "Define OP" and learn, as opposed to writing in every comment section on the east side of the Milky Way. You are probably going to whine about your shitty iPhone and tell me it can't do that, like everyone with an iPhone has taken to do when told about how they do everything wrong. In response, I'd like to tell you that if you get a PC, you could experience the new way of typing: Tactile response, because you can FEEL the keys. Please learn to not be such a retard in the future. By the way, why are you sucking on cartoon crocodile eyes and when did BehindTheSun's mom buy them? Kind Regards, Xivilai Anaxes.