By carwife - 21/08/2010 04:13 - Canada

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Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
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adotstud 0

how many miles you have makes a difference in my book. No one likes a loose goose.

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Anaxes 5

Dear dumbass, I am writing this letter in complaint of you being literally retarded. I wish to inform you I will not accept you sucking on the BehindTheSun's parenthesis, **** you. One day, a man invented the search engine, so that people could type "Define OP" and learn, as opposed to writing in every comment section on the east side of the Milky Way. You are probably going to whine about your shitty iPhone and tell me it can't do that, like everyone with an iPhone has taken to do when told about how they do everything wrong. In response, I'd like to tell you that if you get a PC, you could experience the new way of typing: Tactile response, because you can FEEL the keys. Please learn to not be such a retard in the future. By the way, why are you sucking on cartoon crocodile eyes and when did BehindTheSun's mom buy them? Kind Regards, Xivilai Anaxes.

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Stunsz 0

Wtf is wrong with all you people on FML you guys flame and get at each other like this is real life its NOT if someone asks a question the start writting stupidness trying to be all high and mighty so when someone replies to you they say "win" like come on. Enjoy the damn FML make some jokes move on its not a competition to see who can make the best long sentance to please the crowd. Most of you will troll on this last comment arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics even if you win your still retarded. Bye

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Skroal_stomper 5

Wow Stumsz, Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed today? Get a grip it's all about having some fun. Smile and have fun or go away.

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Stunsz 0

Sorry bro Annex's comment just seems soo outta place well in my opinion.. its just I see so many people take a simple question and turn it into a long rant about how dumb and stupid they are as if they're smarter I may not have handled it in the right way so I apologize and your right it is about fun.

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RedPillSucks 31

The problem is that it's the same simple question asked over and over. If you look at the last 10 FMLs you'll probably see the same question 5 times. When I first started looking at FML, I didn't know what OP was either. I simply figured it out after reading a few. The other alternative is to take the 30sec to google.

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Kawaiichan42 3

Yeah. It just kinda makes sense that OP would mean original poster. It took me a while two FMLs to get it, and I didn't even bother with google. It gets obnoxious reading the same question every post, and Anaxes told that person to **** off in a super funny way.

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Stunsz 0

Btw my comment was to that annex guy the fag who thinks hes a dark wizard or whatever.

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Anaxes 5

Annex. Annex! I've seen some piss-poor attempts at spelling Anaxes but this takes the pie. It's right at the bottom of every frigging post I make damnit! Oh no! That man is making a well structured attack against someone who has spammed comment sections for something he could google! I must stand up for this atrocity and violation of human rights!

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oldenuff2party 3

he wanted to make sure ur not a slit with stds.

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MoJoThundRpants 0

good thing he checked

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shihtzupup98 3

what does ydi mean? what does op mean?

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TheBestManEver 0

You best be jokin' foo, or you fail at trolling.

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anilaa 0

ydi-You deserved it. op-Original poster.

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Kawaiichan42 3

YDI: You dumb idiot OP: Orange pineapple

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pwner64 0

ydi- hippos eat vag op- chopped monkey livers

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skyeyez9 24

Hes an idiot for thinking if you 'look under the hood' you can tell how many previous owners there were. Tell him you're upgrading to a newer, sexier model with a bigger 'dipstick.'

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sallen0046 4

Please, learn to read. She didn't say checked under the hood to see how many previous owners there were, she said checking under the hood AND checking previous owners. Two entirely separate items.

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