Intimacy: Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML - FML

By SallyGeen - 27/07/2011 07:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 22:00

Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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Top comments

TruthBeTold36 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

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MustangMan29 13

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:42

WTF ?

TruthBeTold36 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

FatMan23 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:29

Best comment EVER.

meshee03 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:26

omg. that was amazing. best comment I have ever seen EVER ahhah

dustbunny416 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:36

You're a sick freak. I hope you choked.

MinkaGraham 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:53

what the frig ?

dgr8ing 0

Friday 29 July 2011 8:36

...

Chrissy44 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:59

hmmm

BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:06

a

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

katie72 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:44

oh perdix. u make me so happeh.

iluvcrazipepl 9

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:56

probably was

scr_sensei 14

Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:01

LOL this really brightened my morning

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:01

Nothing funnier than FML with similarities being connected XD

myndilou 3

Friday 29 July 2011 7:24

lmao u kno I was having a sad night until I read this! thank u Peridox or what ur name was....

aylamarie98 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:48

it was an actual post..by someoneo.O

jjames7543 13

Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:34

Hey, maybe you two can grow old and try to rule the world together...

Mars12 1

Friday 29 July 2011 3:21

Jjames, I'm confused! in your description it says your a girl but your name is James!

jjames7543 13

Friday 29 July 2011 3:45

My last name is James. The first j is the initial for my first name.

vexis58 1

Friday 29 July 2011 7:32

In the US, a "fancy dress party" would be a party where everyone's dressed up really nice in suits and dresses. If it's a party where you're pretending to be someone else, we'd call that a costume party. "By definition" for you maybe, but not for a lot of the rest of us....

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 29 July 2011 7:40

"a lot of the rest of us" need to be more cultured then. learn about countries other than your own, everyone else does.

SpeechQween94 14

Friday 29 July 2011 7:06

She said her last name is James

jjames7543 13

Friday 29 July 2011 7:41

I have no idea why my comment shows up before Mars12 when they commented first.

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 29 July 2011 10:12

...fml

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 29 July 2011 10:17

dont mind that comment, fml glitching.

jjames7543 13

Friday 29 July 2011 10:28

I don't know why Mars12's comment is after mine when they commented before me. It just makes me look even dumber. It would be lovely if FML (this one in particular) would stop glitching so much -_-

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:45

The stache was the most attractive thing, right? The way it wiggled in the moonlight.

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