Intimacy: Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

By SallyGeen - 27/07/2011 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

Comments

brennamcnamee1 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:35

what are you even talking about..?

screw_this27 12

Friday 29 July 2011 2:37

wtf oO

smokerhippie420 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:57

uhhhhh, I don't get it.

deefan101 11

Friday 29 July 2011 3:03

WTF r u talking about!?

TheiMightyKhaL 2

Friday 29 July 2011 4:00

he's one persuasive dude

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Friday 29 July 2011 4:03

Uhhh... YDI?

Timmeeh 17

Friday 29 July 2011 4:05

How can people not get this? As stated, she was at a fancy dress party and got off with someone dressed as Hitler... given that the original is dead and a fancy dress party is by definition somewhere you pretend to be someone else, it's hardly the greatest logical leap to make.

mallypoo 0

Friday 29 July 2011 4:38

I don't get it AT ALL THAT'S SO S-T-U-P-I-D

constantine91 0

Friday 29 July 2011 5:50

haha no one voted.

tngmtntnnjatrtl 1

Friday 29 July 2011 7:19

I knew what this meant, and I live in America... Why is it so hard for people to read the explanations in the comments before simply saying "I don't get it"?? Or just read some British fiction and get familiar with their slang, haha.