Intimacy: Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

By SallyGeen - 27/07/2011 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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TruthBeTold36 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

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perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:12

Thanks for explaining the British term. It sounds like American slang for having an ******. I'd hate to think that the OP might be the brood mare of the new master race.

saramore 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:16

The real question isn't why, but how?

Tesaatje 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:51

by reading the comments I finally get this fml. (:

Airwave 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:10

lol i didnt get it either :)

melmeldolphin 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:47

Are you sure it wasn't Charlie Chaplin?

Rorix 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:23

I have the weirdest boner right now.

ThePopularLoner 0

Friday 29 July 2011 0:23

from this? I heard people could get aroused by some pretty strange things, but this my friend... that's sad.

broomhildo 19

Thursday 28 July 2011 1:59

Well thanks for the clarification about "got off with Hitler." Completely changes it @_@

Barette_fml 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:53

Wow, all the UK terms confused the hell out of me. I thought the OP slept with a Hitler incarnate at a ball or something.

Barette_fml 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:50

Wow, all the UK slang confused the hell out of me. I thought she slept with Hitler at a ball or something.

FatMan23 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:33

My history teacher looked EXACTLY like Hitler. During the WWII unit we all had great fun.

bugsGoRawr 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:39

I don't get it.

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Same thing different taste

Just say you're imitating Ron Mael

Nice disguise

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