Intimacy: Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

By SallyGeen - 27/07/2011 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 637

You deserved it 40 433

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Just say you're imitating Ron Mael

By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 22:00

Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 517

You deserved it 190

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 466

You deserved it 5 602

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 626

You deserved it 36 371

By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 005

You deserved it 758

By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 758

You deserved it 3 136

By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 235

You deserved it 5 240

By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 923

You deserved it 7 621

By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 380

You deserved it 1 089

Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 973

You deserved it 21 974

By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 108

You deserved it 3 556

TruthBeTold36 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:12

Thanks for explaining the British term. It sounds like American slang for having an ******. I'd hate to think that the OP might be the brood mare of the new master race.

saramore 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:16

The real question isn't why, but how?

Tesaatje 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:51

by reading the comments I finally get this fml. (:

Airwave 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:10

lol i didnt get it either :)

melmeldolphin 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:47

Are you sure it wasn't Charlie Chaplin?

Rorix 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:23

I have the weirdest boner right now.

ThePopularLoner 0

Friday 29 July 2011 0:23

from this? I heard people could get aroused by some pretty strange things, but this my friend... that's sad.

broomhildo 19

Thursday 28 July 2011 1:59

Well thanks for the clarification about "got off with Hitler." Completely changes it @_@

Barette_fml 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:53

Wow, all the UK terms confused the hell out of me. I thought the OP slept with a Hitler incarnate at a ball or something.

Barette_fml 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:50

Wow, all the UK slang confused the hell out of me. I thought she slept with Hitler at a ball or something.

FatMan23 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:33

My history teacher looked EXACTLY like Hitler. During the WWII unit we all had great fun.

bugsGoRawr 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:39

I don't get it.

Keywords

Break-ups Love Christmas Poopoo peepee Gross Miscellaneous Argument Ironic Awkward Friends Cute Haircut Relatable Work Cars You're fired Covid Health Cheating Jealousy Kids Parenting Family DIY Cats Roommate Sex Intimacy Am I overreacting? Management

The Top

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

I agree, your life sucks 111 805

You deserved it 9 768

Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 004

You deserved it 42 709

The Top

Today, I came home from partying all night, having stayed completely sober. My Dad, blind drunk, told me he was proud of me for staying sober. He claims to have been sober longer than I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 398

You deserved it 130

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100 963

You deserved it 7 658

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 786

You deserved it 42 619

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 232

You deserved it 11 105

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 090

You deserved it 247

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 316

You deserved it 3 906

Same thing different taste

Just say you're imitating Ron Mael

Nice disguise

Top comments

Comments