Intimacy: Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

By SallyGeen - 27/07/2011 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 22:00

Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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TruthBeTold36 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

Comments

barmeywashere 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:31

So the story is that she kissed a guy at a costume party who tried to look like Hitler?? ( Hate Anti Flooding shit)

Levvy 22

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:44

If you're going to claim you were at a "fancy dress party", avoid disproving that fact in the very same sentence by telling us they let someone in dressed as Hitler.

saminah 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:51

I am Adolf Hitler command of the third Reich little known fact; also dope once a mic. you are vader with your little boots and cape, and helmet to cover up that burnt ass face! (Adolf hitler vs darth vader a "epic rap battles of history" by : nicerpeter

BritLady 2

Friday 29 July 2011 0:16

How does the fact that someone went to the fancy dress party dressed as Hitler disprove the fact that the OP was there?

xxkakyxx 9

Friday 29 July 2011 8:29

^^ epic win. I love those videos.

lilgas52 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:56

You can’t rhyme against the dark side the dark side of the force Why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father? You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon d!ck You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip You bztch! Let me remind you why you’re messing with Everything that you did I’m the mztherfzcker who invented it I’m the original Dark Lord You’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shzt and cloned it

Mipz 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:18

lol, zero ratings.

CakeZombie 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:55

best quote ever.

mollzballs 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:33

what?

Miss_Ann_Muffin 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:46

# 81: epic rap battles of history FTW :)

marylovesyou8D 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:03

uh...what?

BritLady 2

Friday 29 July 2011 0:19

It means that they went to a fancy dress party (costume party) and kissed someone dressed as Hitler.

badactor009 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:57

What is Hitler doing at a fancy dress party? I had no idea he was a fancy dress party kinda guy. I thought him and Elvis were kickin' back in the Caribbean. Next fancy dress party... I'm going as Hitler. I'll be on the prowl for bitches with low self esteem to get off with. Part of my world domination plan.

FinnTheHuman 1

Friday 29 July 2011 3:20

... a fancy dress party is one where the guests dress up in costumes, the FML is that she could only manage to hit it off with someone dressed as Adolf Hitler, and do your homework he would 123 years old, if he was 90 he woulda been about 10 during his rise to power and he woulda been born after WW1 in which he served as a soldier.