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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
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Eaglestrike117 29

Stand up for yourself. She was coming on to you.

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ibeinpain 5

Say, "That was a woman?!" I bet that would piss him off.

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hateevryone 14

she need to be slapped because she started hitting on you. you didn't deserve that.

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jrsylilballer6 7

I never thought "the situation " would make an Fml

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hannahmorgan06 7

Hahaha! Sounds just like him.

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ananonymousguy 0

Don't even mention him. You two should get auto-banned.

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Punch him in the face and say " that's what you get for touching ME"

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perdix 29

"I didn't know she was your woman, but she did. You should have smacked her!"

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coltsrock37 15

She was grinding on you, dunno why he's all bitchy about it. If he's that insecure about girls dancing with guys other than himself, he needs help

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Michael_92 20

You don't see a problem with your girlfriend grinding on other guys? Sorry but your the one that needs help.

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DKjazz 20

YDI for touching his woman.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

He didn't know that was his girlfriend or in asshole terms, "my woman".

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ninjuh_wingman 29

If she was hitting on you, than she was either really drunk or she wants you more than her actual man

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DontClickOnMe 28

Didn't he see her dancing with you though.. I mean it's not like you were forcing her to dance with you. He should've pimp slapped that hoe!

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