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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By PhantomShitter - 29/11/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I read on Facebook that someone shat outside our block of flats. I laughed and showed it to my friend who was with me. She turned to me, and said, "That was you, we were locked outside last night and you needed to pee, but a poo slipped out." FML

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By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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shananigans 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:09

Yeah... You have to know you deserve this. Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??

gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:10

Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot

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renyark209 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:41

What the **** is wrong with you? Can you spell karma?? YDI... Big time #43 FTW!! If that happened to you wouldnt you be pissed? Youre just lucky you got piss all over you rather then to have it land in their garden and have them call the cops on you.

kawaiimomo 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:45

if your neighbors are dicks like mine then you don't deserve this.

allgrowedup 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:51

Why the hell did you think pissing in a jug would be funny?

FallenBlood 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:58

So did you cross swords while you pissed?

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:51

The OP is female... it would be interesting to see how they'd manage that.

merkon 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:07

That is called karma

mordantennui 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:11

You decided to throw the "contents of the jug" and it "splashed back" after hitting a tree? I don't even know how that's physically possible unless your piss magically froze and then unfroze.

americandouche 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:11

haha you totally deserved that, but i guess if you were drunk then its understandable the stupidist shit is hilarious when your drunk lol

supamann 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:20

you obviously made this whole story up because piss does not splash back over a fence when you throw it out of a jug. maybe when you're taking a leak it splashes, but not when its thrown out of a jug. good job tho, you fooled a bunch of idiots into thinking this was true.