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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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You deserved it 8 527

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 03:28 - Canada

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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ygdrassil 17

Sunday 30 December 2012 16:22

She was probably joking. A dare or a bet, no doubt.

gracehi 31

Sunday 30 December 2012 16:23

You're a girl. You're allowed to punch another girl. Just saying.

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KirstenZ 6

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:13

Haha. That's a crazy dare/bet! Lol!

Shmatterhorn 38

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:21

The step beyond the Photobomb Cheezburger site.

evilshenanigans1 4

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:33

If that happened to me I would have laughed and high fived the girl!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:36

This looks like something similar to another story that needed to be moderated.

lsfactor 4

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:49

I need to find THAT girl and make her my best friend. That was awesome! Lol

Catkam623 27

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:53

Looks like OP's now got two fiances

gage7carter2 7

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:55

Hey atleast it created a memory.

80skid 15

Sunday 30 December 2012 19:02

That bitch stole your moment.

twinkiefeets 17

Sunday 30 December 2012 19:18

What a bitch. I'm sorry she ruined your special moment.

Mantra9614 5

Sunday 30 December 2012 19:34

Hahaha this sounds like a good Dare next time I have girls night out.

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Today, I worked from 8 to 7 without a break and I'm still not done with my assignment. Meanwhile, my coworker crafted a piece of paper looking like a watermelon slice and posted a picture of herself seemingly taking a bite out of it. FML

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