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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 03:28 - Canada

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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ygdrassil 17

Sunday 30 December 2012 16:22

She was probably joking. A dare or a bet, no doubt.

gracehi 31

Sunday 30 December 2012 16:23

You're a girl. You're allowed to punch another girl. Just saying.

Comments

I_Like_Vimto 6

Monday 31 December 2012 4:28

FYL definitely. Did it occur to anyone that the restaurant must not have been very classy if it would have the type of patrons that would do something like that?

Brookie015 3

Monday 31 December 2012 4:32

Im surprised u didnt hunt her down and beat the crap out of her for kissing him! But congrats :P

doodoo10 10

Monday 31 December 2012 5:28

you've just been trolled ;)

yumyumpoptart 16

Monday 31 December 2012 6:00

be a fabulous story to tell the grand kids

Southernboy421 6

Monday 31 December 2012 6:19

Well looks like your man is married to another girl.....

sgtcxelite 11

Monday 31 December 2012 8:19

Engaged..

Kendrama94 3

Monday 31 December 2012 7:03

I hope she didn't steal the ring.

Mandybruin 15

Monday 31 December 2012 7:24

That's not an FML. That's more like a WTF and then an LOL. :)

tbenson0628 14

Monday 31 December 2012 7:28

BWA hahaaa! it's not funny for u I'm sure, but it's kinda hilarious. Sorry OP. that really does suck but later down the line, it'll make a great story and u both will laugh about it. :} congrats too.