Miscellaneous: Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach...

By GrippedMyBalls - 15/07/2009 13:21 - Korea Republic of

Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 15:48 - India - Mumbai

Today, I threw a punch at my sensei like he told me to, except he failed to block it like he assured me he would. Now I'm banned from his classes and I'm pretty sure he's going to get the police involved. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Everett

Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina - 01/06/2013 04:31 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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Ouch

By xJade2012x - 24/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

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By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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ztpalmer93 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:11

what did you do to deserve that

effthis 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:12

hope your kids are ok

Comments

MCKCWHITETIGER 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 18:34

XO OWWW!!

robotiick 12

Wednesday 13 April 2011 23:04

ouch I felt tht n I'm not even u

amadan 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:57

Report it. I would. I've done martial arts, karate and taekwon-do and can safely say that guy is a creep or psycho.

epicman1998 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 22:26

sue that fag

OneIntervention 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:40

Sue that bastard.

irritatedone 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:50

Maybe he just wanted to feel your nuts.

eatpussy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:07

...funny how everyone automatically says "sue!" or "sexual harasment!"..you never know... OP mighr have done somthing wrong and didnt know

eatpussy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:12

Might*

S_kinnyL_ove 3

Friday 2 December 2011 19:49

I'd've crane kicked him in the chest for two reasons: 1. I'm a girl. I thought he would have realised that before trying to crush my 'nuts' 2. Manners? I'd say that HE'S the one who needs to learn manners. Going round attacking students, martial arts teacher or not.

ZiivaZephyr 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:31

Did he have a boner? Lol

csbadwolf 3

Monday 27 February 2012 0:34

Isn't the whole point of martial arts self defence? Last time I checked it wasn't for assaulting and humiliating your students Fyl OP that sensei sounds like a major asshole