By GrippedMyBalls - 15/07/2009 13:21 - Korea Republic of

Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 356
You deserved it 9 032

Same thing different taste

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ztpalmer93 0

what did you do to deserve that

effthis 0

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You should have kneed him in the nuts

From my experiences, lessons like that are only taught if the uke (reciever of the technique) deserves it...99% u deserved it

Wtf...thats...I feel your pain...>.

haha the same thing hapend to me in my class but we had sparing after that so i kicked his ass because im twice his size

No joke, stick a knife in his left kidney.

dan11 0

ok i feel bad for you and everything but thats probably the funniest thing ive ever read. FYL unless you said some smartass thing to him

This is the original poster. I recently created this account. I have since returned from korea back to the states. Let me explain what happened. This was during judo practice. Koreans are known for being absolutely brutal during their martial arts. Anyway. I was working with my partner, when this guest sensei started helping out my partner because his technique was poor. I believed he was ONLY teaching him, so my attention drifted to nearby black belts who were doing the same technique. This was for about 5 seconds. This is when the man snapped. He was absolutely offended. He did not make it clear he was teaching me as well as my partner, as I am near black belt and he was looking at my partner the entire time so I thought it acceptable to watch somewhere else for a few seconds. Turns out, it wasn't. So there's my story. It was probably stupid of me to have let my attention drift and should have just stayed absolutely focused despite the believing that it was alright for me to look elsewhere. For that, I was incredibly stupid. However, I think grabbing my nuts was still too much.

bonbonbj 0

I was in MA for 8 years. It probably wasn't too bad. he was just picking on you.