By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
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anniebananie 3

That's okay! What happens at a bachelor(ette) party, stays at the bachelor(ette) party. It would be completely evil for your friends to ever mention it to anyone.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

look, I'm not saying YDI for being drunk, I'm saying YDI for not anticipating that you'd do something like that at your bachelorette party. and come one, it's not that bad. it's not like you ****** the guy. the photos are just something you'll look back on one day and laugh hysterically at.

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Intoxicunt 5

Am I the only one whose comments are ******* up royally and switching around a lot, or is that just FML being crazy?

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plexico 3

No, Toxi, the comments seem to be more unstable than ever (and I'm not talking about the content this time.) It's probably for the best -- I'm not sure I'd want you to take me up on the crotch-kick deal I proposed on another post.

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Intoxicunt 5

I read the one about the blumpkin, and replied, but you have to refresh a lot to see it. Is that the one you mean? Because if that's a deal...then I accept! Ha, no givsies backsies (or however that's supposed to go).

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plexico 3

Just my luck! That comment stuck while my quoting David Allen Coe to Lyrics boy disappears!

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

lol. blumpkin...that wods totes makes me smile

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XOfiestypixie 0

Don't know what either of those are, but I agree that the comments are messed, there's random replies everywhere that don't make sense. And yes I know proper grammar would be "there are random replies", but I don't care. I also know that it's improper to start a sentence with "and", but I don't care about that right now either. Take that, grammar nazis! XD

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crazyyylooper 0

there ARE photos, they are plural, so there ARE photos, not there is.

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supermike33 0

It depends where you live. It could be both.

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proud_liberal 0

you drank so ur an alcoholic. please go kill yourself, you are scum and prolly a republican

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CraziOne 0

Not everyone who drinks is an alocoholic just so you know. It was a party to celebrate her last free day. Why wouldn't she drink? Some people just go out to drink in a social setting. Alcoholics drink alone. Or with a cat. Oh and its probably not prolly. Go eat Nancy Pelosi's croth you dumb liberal ****.

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misssweetie 0

Exactly what does drinking have to do with being republican, you judgmental dick?

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supermike33 0

People here take this shit way too seriously. He was probably just kidding.

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Pandasaur 0

There're = there are. They're = they are. Yeah, it's not a real contraction, but you can't substitute it like that. You got it wrong the first time. Typing it in caps doesn't make you right. Get over it.

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kbaker90 0

Isn't that the point of a bachelorette party? Plus, now your husband knows how lucky he is that his wife can give a good lap dance.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

either that or they're being sarcastic

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misssweetie 0

No big deal. Seriously. The first time I ever got drunk I kissed a stripper. A female stripper. And my boyfriend got over it.... quickly

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CraziOne 0

Thats becuase guys like seeing girls makeout with other girls.

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thedrumsthedrums 0

girls do, we are just told to repress ourselves.

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

How is this is an FML? If anything, it's a win for you and the stripper you danced for. Unless you're ugly/fat, in which case, it's a FHL for the stripper.

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