By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's okay! What happens at a bachelor(ette) party, stays at the bachelor(ette) party. It would be completely evil for your friends to ever mention it to anyone.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

look, I'm not saying YDI for being drunk, I'm saying YDI for not anticipating that you'd do something like that at your bachelorette party. and come one, it's not that bad. it's not like you ****** the guy. the photos are just something you'll look back on one day and laugh hysterically at.

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spartenz14 0

haha the Hangover in real life =P

ha, i'm feeling sorry for your husband right now, you're not a party animal...just plain animal.

kuyakhris 0

There's no reason it can't be a contraction. I often say it, as do may other people. Because of the word, the A gets dropped and you're left with "there're."

The consequences of being a ho, y'know?

supermike33 0

EDIT: ****** comments being moved.

FozzieGirl 0

The FML is that you didn't go all the way. Wasted opportunity

krivedko 0

oi! listen, do you come to this website to **** about grammar??? if you dont have anything else to say maybe you've chosen a wrong place to surf? and, lady, we wouldnt mind having a link to the pics here ))

your friends are not really good friends if they share those pictures - bachelorette parties are supposed to stay private. other than that, sounds like a pretty damn good bachelorette party to me!