Miscellaneous: Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up...

By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By Evalynne - 06/04/2013 12:55 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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anniebananie 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:18

That's okay! What happens at a bachelor(ette) party, stays at the bachelor(ette) party. It would be completely evil for your friends to ever mention it to anyone.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:22

look, I'm not saying YDI for being drunk, I'm saying YDI for not anticipating that you'd do something like that at your bachelorette party. and come one, it's not that bad. it's not like you ****** the guy. the photos are just something you'll look back on one day and laugh hysterically at.

Comments

Retillias 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 22:36

pix or it didnt happen

Trixies100 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 6:42

127 ur a retard can u not read?? It said "bachelorette" party

finallyfreemaria 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:36

dude it's a party quit complaining :L

006ruler 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:49

at least your husband (if he stays) knows he wont get bored.

usernameused 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 20:48

chickinova 13

Friday 4 November 2011 8:04

LOL sounds like u had a fun nite xD

TheRealEllieSan 9

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:27

Pics or it didn't happen

fml_mu 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 6:16

LOL I ask myself why the hell people have a bachelor / bachelorette party. Are you like regretting it for getting married? Remember "The Hangover"? :P Come on it's a good thing that you are getting married, be happy and appreciate it at least you will have someone, a family in your life.

Zacham 5

Saturday 1 December 2012 16:29

guess it depends on how your future husband feels about it. if you where my fiancée I would be hurt and probably call off the wedding. as a guy I wouldn't even have a stripper at a bachelors party to begin with. I would expect the same courtesy from a woman.