Miscellaneous: Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up...

By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By Evalynne - 06/04/2013 12:55 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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anniebananie 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:18

That's okay! What happens at a bachelor(ette) party, stays at the bachelor(ette) party. It would be completely evil for your friends to ever mention it to anyone.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:22

look, I'm not saying YDI for being drunk, I'm saying YDI for not anticipating that you'd do something like that at your bachelorette party. and come one, it's not that bad. it's not like you ****** the guy. the photos are just something you'll look back on one day and laugh hysterically at.

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Squirrellord911 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:27

pics?

crizpy7 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:30

YDI...I got so wasted wouldn't be an excuse if you were MY fiancé. To each his or her own though :)

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 15 May 2018 4:10

I mean she was getting a lap dance from a stripper. I think most Fiancés would be mad anyway.

jessicahouse 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:37

ahhahaah that completleyyy suckssss but i have a fml which is really bad! ALSO!

youthink_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:40

You can get drunk and have fun without disrespecting a fiance. I hope he finds out. At least he'll know that you can't be trusted when drinking.

Puolukka 4

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:07

Well, if he was having a stripper he was most likely getting lap dances too...and honestly I don't see a big difference between his fiancee getting one from the stripper or her giving the stripper one as long as there was no kissing or actual touching involved. But situations like this were the reason why my husband and I had a no-stripper policy at our parties...and it was HIS idea.

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 15 May 2018 4:13

Lapdances traditionally do mean touching actually. I think "no strippers" is maybe a step too far. You guys sound like the kind of couple who don't watch **** either. I would say no touching and stripper stays 5 feet away at all times would be fine rules. But each to his own.