Intimacy: Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 04:46 - United States - Placentia

Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

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Today, I got bitched at by an old lady in Walmart for not wearing a mask. I had lowered my mask to use my inhaler, because I was having an asthma attack. FML

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By babysitter - 06/01/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

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By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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By hala - 16/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

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By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML

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Tasty

By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML

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KBeatz 5

Friday 27 July 2012 12:01

This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.

XKXKKXK 10

Friday 27 July 2012 12:01

My grandmother LOVES ********!

Comments

klorehore 24

Friday 27 July 2012 12:19

I love it when old people go trolling in real life, it's quite hilarious considering you even told her what it means and she clearly just wanted to make you embarrassed ;)

KitGrey 4

Friday 27 July 2012 12:19

You didn't have to say yes shoyluld have gone with 'I'll get you an inhaler'. Anyway sounds.like she was having you on.

day624 14

Friday 27 July 2012 12:19

You cant "kindly explain" things to old people, she's earned her years and dammit she'll call it a ******* if she wants to

music_woman1 11

Friday 27 July 2012 12:30

I just loved the wording of this comment :')

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 July 2012 12:22

Well? Did you give her one? People who need blow jobs shouldn't be kept waiting!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 27 July 2012 12:24

So how much did you charge? ;)

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 27 July 2012 15:13

$19.95 + shipping and handling. Act now, and you'll get a second ******** absolutely FREE!

KBeatz 5

Friday 27 July 2012 12:36

This is what I meant with my second comment but maybe I worded it wrong. Curious...

KiiwiiRox 6

Friday 27 July 2012 12:44

Lol if she's messing, I want to be as awesome as her when I get old! I don't want to get boring and turn into an old fart.

jwbfml 11

Friday 27 July 2012 13:00

Yet another reason old people are cooler than me.

MissAmz 7

Friday 27 July 2012 13:08

Well, she's elderly.. She can get away with saying all kinds of crazy things. :) Though, every time she'd ask for a '********', I would correct her each time by saying 'You mean, inhaler, ma'am?' and hold it up. Problem solved! :)