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By thanks Toby dumbfuck - 13/07/2020 14:02

Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML

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By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Alexander - 30/05/2010 16:53 - Russian Federation

Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML

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By laner - 26/07/2019 12:00

Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML

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By fishyrael - 12/07/2022 00:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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By Kyrie - 14/09/2017 20:00

Today, I came down in the morning to find that my fridge died, leaving water and meat juice all over the floor. My town only has garbage pickup every other week and the last was yesterday. We're expecting a heat wave this week. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By Melting in Texas - 09/08/2016 18:56

Today, I discovered that my freezer had died when I saw the contents oozing out the bottom. The now-full trash can won't be picked up for another 6 days, and the high temperatures are supposed to be in the 100s all week. FML

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Stinky neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 13 July 2020 18:42

Roommate owes you all that food that went bad.

tounces7 27

Monday 13 July 2020 23:47

That's a level of stupid so extreme one can never fix it. Move away from that idiot before they burn the place down next because they didn't realize you aren't supposed roast marshmallows by starting your living room carpet on fire.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 July 2020 15:35

Well, you did save about $5-10 on the electric bill. So there's that. Also, when unplugging appliances, you prevent fires. Since your place wasn't burnt to the ground, it means your roommate saved it.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 13 July 2020 18:42

Roommate owes you all that food that went bad.

Susan Yee 9

Monday 13 July 2020 22:43

My husband did it too when we went honeymoon. Ruined our wedding cake leftover.

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 15 July 2020 21:55

whyyyyyyy? this just makes no sense

genuinegoodguy 9

Monday 13 July 2020 23:47

Roommate where? Not college!

bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 15 July 2020 2:40

I dunno man. There’s some pretty stupid people in college these daya

tounces7 27

Monday 13 July 2020 23:47

spinspinsugar 12

Tuesday 14 July 2020 0:30

I don't even know you or your dunbass roommate but I wanna personally punch them in the face

juggalo2 20

Tuesday 14 July 2020 1:03

You shouldn't have had much food in the fridge if you were gone for two weeks. Freezer perhaps?

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 16 July 2020 6:27

Where was your roommate when this bio-bomb was fermenting?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 20 July 2020 5:05

I've heard of unplugging things to save on electricity as well, but obviously not the fridge. But if you were gone for two weeks, why was that much food still in the fridge anyway? If it was a planned trip, that food should have been eaten/disposed of before you even left for this same reason. Even if the fridge had remained plugged in, I bet a big chunk of the food would have passed its expiration date in two weeks.