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By please don't get the succ - 29/06/2016 18:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a sailing instructor, I had to stop kids from getting their asses sucked by a pool filter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 640
You deserved it 665

Same thing different taste

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There are things id expect to see. And then there's this.

That's actually super dangerous, even with the special regulated drain covers that should be in place in large pools. Good thing you had some sense OP, whereas these kids obviously did not!

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Arrest the pool for sexual assault :o

You have a pool big enough to _sail_ in? Blimey!

wait, you teach sailing in a pool? also, that sucks OP.

Lesson #1. You can't sail very far in a pool

lksdliz 9

If that was a public pool and didn't have two main drains in the bottom of the pool they are in violation of state law. Call the Health Department of whatever county you live in for a code violation. That pool should be CLOSED until it's fixed. And yes, I do realize that would put you out of a job, but a child's death on your conscience would be worse.

Well, you REALLY don't want a Final Destination situation on your hands...

I know how you feel OP, I've had some very stupid kids to instruct as well. Money can't buy brains.