Intimacy: Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got...

By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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thepixies842 6

Monday 19 May 2014 20:24

McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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Welshite 39

Monday 19 May 2014 19:47

They were indeed "lovin' it".

cakefete2 30

Monday 19 May 2014 21:33

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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chelseaalise 12

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:42

was his name mclovin????

anklespank 3

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:04

I really hope you joined in.

sistagal 8

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:23

I will never complain about having a bad day at work. What!

vikky538 28

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:24

Fast food centers turned to fast sex centers... Sorry op

MikeyScene420 17

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:46

Where the hell do you work?

Alchemist_21 26

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:56

OP already said it was at McDonald's, hence all the McDonald's puns.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:47

They don't pay you enough for that

stiffster 5

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:49

What a **** block!

LegalLoitering 12

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:55

"Once again" As in more than once? Sounds like time for a new job.

thefmlman2011 36

Thursday 22 May 2014 3:09

I think so too! I would hate to be in the same boat as him. Working in a fast food restaurant is bad enough!

KatyLarae 13

Tuesday 20 May 2014 6:00

How do you even handle a situation like that...? What would someone say? Sorry OP

midnighteyes14 11

Tuesday 20 May 2014 6:23

Nothing is worth that. I'd quit right away

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