Intimacy: Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got...

By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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thepixies842 6

Monday 19 May 2014 20:24

McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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Welshite 39

Monday 19 May 2014 19:47

They were indeed "lovin' it".

cakefete2 30

Monday 19 May 2014 21:33

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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DylanHasClass 17

Tuesday 20 May 2014 0:10

How ? Went in with happy meals and throw it at them?

Calfml2 8

Tuesday 20 May 2014 1:03

Ba -da..da..da..da...Bow chicka wow wow ...

epicfury26 13

Tuesday 20 May 2014 1:18

Why did they think it was a good idea to do it in a public bathroom where people could walk in and see them??

Core5555 9

Tuesday 20 May 2014 3:58

The bush outside was occupied.

chickinblue 12

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:46

with a fighting couple

loopysoupy 4

Tuesday 20 May 2014 1:33

Sounds like you need a better job.

EpicGuy70 13

Tuesday 20 May 2014 1:35

They must have really liked those pork sandwiches.

lifesentence 11

Tuesday 20 May 2014 1:49

must be a "HARD-EES"

TheCrispyCat 20

Tuesday 20 May 2014 2:10

This has happened MULTIPLE times?

_G0D_ 9

Tuesday 20 May 2014 3:42

You can only hope for another time.

randomness3053 5

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:24

Even hobos need love.

HanselSuHan 12

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:38

Mcd: would you like a large coke with that? Hobo: a large ****?? Mcd: ..... ;) The rest(room) is history...

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