Health: Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly...

By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 15:00

Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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Catkam623 27

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:20

What does frozen yogurt have to do with vaginal infections?

peacheso 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:25

Apparently, it can be applied topically to treat yeast infections. Sorry guys but he asked.

Comments

Sidhen 8

Thursday 10 July 2014 10:29

You should be thankful that you're not the gynecologist that she'll be seeing a lot. F that person's L

lolnoodles 3

Thursday 10 July 2014 13:10

thats so weird haha do old ppl do that stuff on purpose to make us feel awkward or what

Katie_9078 8

Thursday 10 July 2014 15:56

Idk you guys are arguing and talking about how to help the lady. She might not go on FML. Besides nobody cares if you know how to fix a vaginal infection.

mister_icicle 17

Thursday 10 July 2014 19:42

18yrs old, you can smoke. 21yrs old, you can drink. And at 60+, you can say whatever the f*ck you want to anyone. I can't wait!

Lancer033 5

Thursday 10 July 2014 20:31

today I learned that yogurt can be used to treat vaginal infections. I could have lived my whole life without knowing that. FML

allgoodhere 1

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:50

Oh, no no no. Frozen yogurt DOES NOT have any living probiotics in it. freezing kills the good bacteria. Age or not, that "old" lady is just misinformed, and likely to gain more weight than she wants. Also, yeast will feed off of sugar. Even yogurt from the store is overly high in sugar, unless you buy PLAIN yogurt. Or drink shitloads of buttermilk, take probiotic capsules....antibiotics can be rough on the system, and a yeast infection needs otc cream or a prescription-that simple. And I'm 50, thought most educated women knew these things-WTF.....and then to tell your server that? GROSS!