Miscellaneous: Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the... - FML

By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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Mommy Issues

By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML

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What did I miss?

By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2011 04:26 - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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Nervous

By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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enonymous 8

Monday 24 October 2011 8:41

Choo Choo all aboard the fail train...

SwiftFaux 0

Monday 24 October 2011 8:43

Don't put yourself down, your mom is just trippin'. Oh wait...

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leadman1989 15

Monday 24 October 2011 9:40

You - ooh piece of candy

DDpandaz 0

Monday 24 October 2011 11:49

I wonder how many guys yelled "I object!" after seeing her bare back

sexaaydino 14

Monday 24 October 2011 11:51

Hahah omg AWKWARD

mkav06 0

Monday 24 October 2011 13:30

It give people something to talk about, you'll look back on it and laugh someday.

MeMareeh 0

Monday 24 October 2011 16:06

OP this is one of those times that you and everyone else will look back on as a fond memory that will make everyone laugh, even your mom. It's hard to hold a grudge when laughter is involved. :o)

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 October 2011 18:16

Unless they're all laughing at you....

Jigga3 21

Monday 24 October 2011 16:50

Triple fml

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 24 October 2011 19:44

Roarrr! Bridezillas!!

YahImThatGuy 0

Monday 24 October 2011 21:18

To be honest, if you're old enough to have a daughter that age, I'm presuming this isn't her first marriage. If that's the case, then she shouldn't be having an elaborate wedding anyway. Just courthouse and done. Who wants to go to their mom or dad's second or third wedding? I know I didn't.

bnwranbo 2

Monday 24 October 2011 23:55

Well, I know in my situation I was supposed to be the flower girl at my parents wedding. It was my dad's second wedding, but my mom's first. I ended up sick and not allowed to go to the wedding, but still. It's extremely possible that it was the mother's first wedding, especially in today's age where people are having kids out of wedlock.

Pool8oi 0

Monday 24 October 2011 22:59

good job

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 25 October 2011 0:01

I hope she didn't say, "You little bastard!" (After all, it's your MOTHER that's getting married! ;)

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