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By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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Mommy Issues

By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML

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What did I miss?

By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2011 04:26 - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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Nervous

By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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enonymous 8

Monday 24 October 2011 8:41

Choo Choo all aboard the fail train...

SwiftFaux 0

Monday 24 October 2011 8:43

Don't put yourself down, your mom is just trippin'. Oh wait...

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norskchic 9

Monday 24 October 2011 8:58

this reminds me of a rugrats movie when they are in Paris...

ladiesman219 4

Monday 24 October 2011 8:59

Lmfao haha so true xD

slushpup9696 12

Monday 24 October 2011 9:24

"Take a picture, it will last longer." *everyone takes a picture* That happened, right? I feel like that happened.

aliadnan708 6

Monday 24 October 2011 8:58

More like f her life u ruined her dress on her night

Characterise 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:00

dayum if I was your mum I prob would've gone ape shit and one for you I would be majorly embarrassed for falling over infront of everyone anyways someone was probably recording the wedding to

SadinSherman 16

Monday 24 October 2011 14:46

She didn't do it on purpose

Scands_59 14

Monday 24 October 2011 9:01

That's bad luck right there...

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:03

Well there's always tomorrow, oh wait...

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:03

Shit I can figure out how to delete

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:03

Well there's always tomorrow, oh wait...

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:03

Well there's always tomorrow, oh wait...

lauren80101 1

Monday 24 October 2011 9:07

What would your mom be doing wearing a train?

jessthebest3 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:28

...Getting married >.> How bout you read the FML.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 October 2011 18:12

The long fabric trailing a wedding dress or a gown is commonly called a "train". (Just in case sarcasm was not intended)

JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:16

I hope the dress didn't rip at the part that exposes her ass. Some brides are kinky and don't wear underwear.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 October 2011 18:14

why so many thumbs down? I was thinking this same thing.

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