By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML
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elmyra_duff 0

don't be an idiot. what he meant is he didn't think you'd grow up. that's what parents think. you're always their little daughter.

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cucumberfabulous 7

Hahahahaha I wouldn't take that to seriously....I'd laugh too! =)

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isaysummer 0

Whoever moderated this deserves a nice punch to the head.

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reader101 0

he probably thought that it wouldn't happen since you're such a paranoid person?

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iElite 0

how can something so lame make it, and all the funny things i write dont :/ L_A_M_E

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BlackScorpionAng 0

iElite you said, "how can something so lame make it, and all the funny things i write dont :/ L_A_M_E" Well to begin with I do agree this is a very lame story... to ******* lame to have made it through, but that's just how it goes...and if your "funny" stories never make it it's more than likely because they are even less funny than this dog turd of a story. A lot of people think they have the funniest shit to tell and honestly, most people force out polite laughter to save their feelings. Here however no one knows you and most people are so pissed at hearing one too many unfunny stories from a friend they want revenge... so you better be funny or you're gonna get smeared. So suck that rejection up, no one wants to hear your lame stories... deal with it and shut up. ...Thanks.

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icertainlysuck 0

how is this an fml?

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lifeaveragekinda 0

ydi it for giving him a chance to make the speech. Should have eloped.

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pork_is_good 0

wtf is this yea i agree fyl cause you are a fucktard

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shaeto 0

It's a figure of speech. Stop being so ******* sensitive.

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spoo 24

YDI - there are a number of things what hes saying could mean, Some are things that could be your fault. And given the reaction, Im betting it is one of those explanations.

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