Kids: Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try...

By DeeElleGee - 14/11/2009 00:09 - Canada

Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML

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By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By NotYourDaddy - 08/08/2017 00:31

Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML

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By HDcashier - 24/04/2020 17:00

Today, while cashiering, I rang out a father and his son who looked about eight years-old. The dad jokingly told his son that I was a 10/10 in looks. The son then looked at me for a few seconds and said, "No, probably more like a seven." Thanks a lot. FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Shawnee Gonzales - 17/06/2024 18:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, my 6 year-old told me that he was stealing the fan I just bought. I told him he could have it for $25. He said, "What, you think I’m made of money?" My response was, "Well, you think I’m made of money." He replied, "Isn’t that what MOM stands for?" FML

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Saturday 14 November 2009 9:09

In 15 years, she's gonna be jacked like a ************ and wear lumberjack clothing.

Mc09toofine 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:06

don't feel bad!! lol it's the mom's fault maybe she should let the kid grow longer hair or somethin!

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jgw10 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 5:23

I bet the mom was PO'd

samsam3_fml 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 8:55

I wouldn't blame you these days you can't tell .

chewbacca69 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 12:33

45 u ruined the fml

eminemXshady 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:46

Whatever, who cares. it happens all the time. I remember when I was like, 7,8,9 years old I had cornrows and ALL the time people would mistake me for a girl and it pissed me off so much xD

lindsaylu98 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:23

tell the mom to grow the kids hair put in pigtails and get her a dress!!!

misssarahfina 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:27

maybe it was Justin bieber?? :) jk

TwistedFury25 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:59

#2 FTW!!!!

JiffyMix88 8

Friday 29 July 2011 8:27

He probably posted on this website soon after you saying, "Some guy at the cash register took my money saying thank you sir." I'm a girl. lol

Shadowarrior 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:36

all little girls have no boobs it's to hard to tell...don't worry about it

linarahmany 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 9:41

it's ok my cousin is dirty blond with partially curly hair on the back of his head and it's down to his shoulders so yaaa u can confuse him for girl and her for a boy