Kids: Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try...

By DeeElleGee - 14/11/2009 00:09 - Canada

Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML

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By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By NotYourDaddy - 08/08/2017 00:31

Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML

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By HDcashier - 24/04/2020 17:00

Today, while cashiering, I rang out a father and his son who looked about eight years-old. The dad jokingly told his son that I was a 10/10 in looks. The son then looked at me for a few seconds and said, "No, probably more like a seven." Thanks a lot. FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Shawnee Gonzales - 17/06/2024 18:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, my 6 year-old told me that he was stealing the fan I just bought. I told him he could have it for $25. He said, "What, you think I’m made of money?" My response was, "Well, you think I’m made of money." He replied, "Isn’t that what MOM stands for?" FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:09

In 15 years, she's gonna be jacked like a ************ and wear lumberjack clothing.

Mc09toofine 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:06

don't feel bad!! lol it's the mom's fault maybe she should let the kid grow longer hair or somethin!

Comments

CzechDeCas 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:33

Awwwwwwwwww poor thing.

Green_Day_101 7

Saturday 22 June 2013 17:49

Oh my god! People have done this to me, I'm a thirteen year old girl, and my hair is about up to my chin, I've been called "sir" or "young man" on multiple occasions! I know how the girl feels! It's not your fault though OP It's an honest mistake

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 13 December 2014 3:30

Honest mistake.

MajaW 7

Monday 11 May 2015 4:47

Aww I feel so bad for her... ;~;

Liza_Thatch 18

Monday 24 August 2015 3:27

I feel that kid's pain, I was always mistaken for a boy when I was small. But mum would always dress me in overalls and cut my hair short...

sakat38 10

Saturday 18 June 2016 13:29

When I was in 1st grade, I cut off all my hair. I was bald to the point you had to run your finger across my scalp to even feel that I had hair. My dad dropped me off at school for the first time ever. (He was constantly deployed or had to be to work early). He gets to work and his coworker caught up to him. "Hey. I saw you dropping your son off at school today". It happens. Whether kids get ahold of scissors, parents don't want to get hair cut or keep it short.