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By Iamsosorry - 22/06/2015 11:35 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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By anashaalmajiid - 05/03/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By Bashit - 01/04/2012 01:00 - United States - Bullard

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

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By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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TheTardis123 11

Monday 22 June 2015 18:23

Safe to assume his father is not OK.

feven 32

Monday 22 June 2015 18:24

That's terrible but mistakes happen.

Comments

FlamingJazkinz 15

Monday 22 June 2015 18:23

Wow- now that's a miscommunication.

Rinat_fml 26

Monday 22 June 2015 18:35

It could happen to anyone though.

ScarredVox92 16

Monday 22 June 2015 19:41

Yeah this was a lose-lose situation. even asking him to repeat himself would've been an accidental dick move.

whitnayfortooh 29

Monday 22 June 2015 20:14

one hell of a miscommunication:(

TheTardis123 11

Monday 22 June 2015 18:23

Safe to assume his father is not OK.

avadakedabra 15

Monday 22 June 2015 18:28

Heaven is a great place! even so, it's sad for the poor man that lost his father. fhl and fyl

slingerslasher 24

Monday 22 June 2015 21:14

Actually the guys father is completely fine. He survived the death and is now making a full recovery! Thanks for asking, OP!

tomvertigo 17

Tuesday 23 June 2015 12:00

Oh so wrong but oh so right xD

feven 32

Monday 22 June 2015 18:24

That's terrible but mistakes happen.

MrConcise 34

Monday 22 June 2015 18:31

Even if mistakes happen, we have to assume this is why companies prefer their employees to remain impartial and impersonal. Sure, they're not gonna get any gold stars for customer service, but stories like this one will never be published and circulated to give their name a bad reputation, even if it was a one-time incident.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 22 June 2015 20:50

8 - I fail to understand how being impartial and impersonal has any effect on one's hearing.

MrConcise 34

Monday 22 June 2015 20:57

Sounds like a personal problem. "People hear what they want to hear."

amandasoushek 16

Monday 22 June 2015 21:04

8- I understand what you're trying to say, but asking if the other passenger in the accident is OK is not trying to be personal. It's probably her job. She just simply misheard the son.