By toto13660 - 29/06/2016 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML
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barlos88 19

Catch it, breed it, and make the world a better place

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

@17: No one said quitting was easy. But it's worth doing for your own health (and your family's health). It's a gradual and frustrating process that is intimidating to start. Which is why some people need a little nudge... like for instance getting splatter bombed by a seagull. ;-P

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obeykaitlyn 25

not only is it bad for your health, but aren't you not allowed to smoke in public areas with a lot of other people around?

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thebestwooods 7

#15 a lot of beaches have designated smoking areas that are outside, he wasn't necessarily just smoking wherever he pleased

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alex_gen 38

Really not seeing the FML in this...? Your life sucks because a seagull helped to prevent cancer?

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OopsieDoopsie 14

I don't think the seagull helped prevent anything. OP probably just lit another one.

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KatzVKatz 22

Smoke all you like but this is funny :D Reminds me of a story my grandma once told me: she fried herself an egg and went on the balcony to enjoy it and have a smoke. A rogue pigeon flew past and dropped a bomb in her egg.

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Ethancj2001 5

take it as a sign to stop smoking. But also, I hope you didn't get any bird sh!t on yourself.

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shrek1000 12

I think the phrase "anti-tobacco sniper seagull" is the best I've heard in awhile

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KJ6 21

Anti tobacco sniper seagulls. Best thing I have heard all week.

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beachtrash 7

The YDI count must be driven by all those anti-smoking folks who say YDI because you chose to smoke. Not fair here. The story is funny and OP didn't do anything to cause it. FYL, but laugh about it.

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