By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML
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Same thing different taste

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cyxx 0

Haha that was mean, but if even your dad and younger sister know about your apparently overly active sex life, there's probably some truth to that statement.

It amazes me how mean and rude some parents are, if these kinds of FMLs are true. And if it is.... I am so sorry. What a jerk : I hope he was just joking.

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I'm sorry, but your grammar threw me off. are you the **** or is your sister the ****?

Maybe you should clarify whether or not your father is a pedophile. There seems to be a bit on controversy on the issue.

oopsohwell 0

ur dad is a dooshe..whats wrong with community college?

riniroo 0

Then don't be a *****. @oopsohwell: Perhaps that it doesn't yield proper language skills?

xXCrazyPersonXx 0

Nice...and how would your dad know your sexual escapades??? But still, FYL. 

kingkong954 0

I definetly think this is a lie

SuperSeriouslyFM 0

I think the men are jealous because women are naturally sexier than men. And some of the women are jealous because they don't have it.

If you were that obvious about it, ie bringing a different guy over each time then YDI.

one question.!? how does your dad know that!