By quickit - 05/12/2014 17:14 - United States - Rochester

Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML
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quickit tells us more.

Hey you guys it's OP. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh a lot! But allow me to shed some light on the situation. So I was just entering into my third week of working at Mc Donald's when this happened. An old woman noticed the two teens go into the play structure and reported it to us. We have a strict policy that children over the age of twelve aren't allowed into the play place. Part of that reason is due to size. Anyways after trying to convince the kids to come out my manager told me to go up there and get them out. I could barely fit into the structure but they came out shortly after. It ended with both of them being banned from that restaurant and their parents being called to pick them up. I'm only working there part time because I am a student but I hope I don't have to do anything too crazy like this again.

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JadeWinter 16

Those damn young whipper snappers!

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I'm not sure why you're getting thumbed down. I giggled.

I feel bad for any kids in the play area they must be traumatized.

godspeedkills 8
23lf 16

Why would you do that? Idk about you guys, but I like having sex in private.

Not to mention getting caught having sex in a room full of children will most likely get you on the sex offender list.

Some people like the thrill of doing it in a public place. Albeit McDonald's was definitely NOT the right public place. But the adrenaline one might experience from having some fun in, say, a ferris wheel when you're stuck at the top... Exhilarating! And am I saying this from personal experience? Possibly.

jbombdighetty 11

yeah OP. Why would you do that? They like having sex in private. just leave them alone.

technically they weren't having sex but i see you're point

RedPillSucks 31

remind them that kids puke and poop in those places

Good thing you stopped them before he mounted her mcmuffin and left special sauce all over playland.