Miscellaneous: Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2015 02:02 - United States - San Francisco

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By Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By ThrewItOntheGrooooooound - 07/04/2016 09:48 - Denmark - Odense

Today, a kind cyclist rode up next to me to inform me that my bag of groceries was about to fall off. Exceedingly careful, I slowly brought my bike to a halt. Only at the very second I stood still did I hear the dreaded "twang" as my carrier broke, and my stuff smashed to the ground. FML

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By Benn - 21/06/2024 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I ran into my ex at the supermarket. Trying to seem nonchalant, I attempted to make small talk while pushing my cart. I didn't notice that I was steering straight into a tower of canned goods until it was too late. FML

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By 6xrv - 08/04/2017 14:00

Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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Sunday 21 February 2010 16:05

Next time READ ALL SIGNS....AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!!! ydi...

jajajapun 5

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:19

@14 you can't -_- there was a sign saying not to do that sort of thing.... YDI

Comments

FUDGELOVESME 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:46

ugh that sucks but ydi for being an idiot

sitUbusit 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:48

Awww! Is that poor cart okay?!

studentwoes 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:51

FML is getting so lame lately. The majority of them may as well read "Today I did something incredibly stupid, and it turned out really badly, just like anyone with any common sense would have guessed. FML"

crowbar87 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 17:21

toughen up pussy otherwise listen to the signs

mcur 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 17:25

what's a trolley?

patticake1601 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:47

it's s gay Troll! seriously, you that stupid that you can't figure out they mean shopping cart?

Shokz992 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:20

It never was and never will be a cart. Trolley loyalist till I die!

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:52

It's a retarded way to say "shopping cart." What the hell country are you people from?

_krystallynn_ 11

Thursday 13 December 2012 17:36

I'm from america, and we don't call them trolleys. we call them goddamn shopping carts. lighten up asshole. mcur shouldn't be insulted because she doesn't know other countries terms. get over yourself.

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 14 December 2012 20:02

For one it's easy enough to Google it. For another, just imagine the abuse someone would get if they didn't know an American term for something. Oh wait, we don't have to, it happens all the time on other FMLs.